just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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