No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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