Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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