I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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