Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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