I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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