I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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