Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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