Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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