I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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