doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Liz is crying about burritos again.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Randomize
