So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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