So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Oh god it's open bar.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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