There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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