I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I bet he comes in French.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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