.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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