I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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