Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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