i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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