that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
My penis needs a shock collar
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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