did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I don't think brook has ever known best
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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