someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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