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(225): View more from Louisiana

Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.

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(802): View more from Vermont

But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!

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(818): View more from California

Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string

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(803): View more from South Carolina

It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".

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(310): View more from California

I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis

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(613): View more from Ontario

I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything

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(815): View more from Illinois

I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.

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