Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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