Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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