You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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