I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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