Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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