that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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