I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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