She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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