he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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