the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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