I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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