it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
it's like iHOP with fire
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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