I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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