At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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