love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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