Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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