Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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