You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Pants 0. Shit 1.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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