Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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