i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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