He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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