I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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