Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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