i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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