Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We had sex on a dog bed..
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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