I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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