we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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