I like my sex mixed with concussions.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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