On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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