Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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