I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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