THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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