butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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