Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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