Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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