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spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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